You'd better sit down for this: A Fox News 13 poll indicates that 58% of Utahns polled think that George Bush is doing a good or excellent job, more than two times his national approval rating, and more than a bazillion times his international approval rating. Not coincidentally, 58% of Utahns also think that we caught Osama Bin Laden handing over weapons of mass destruction to Saddam Hussein during a "We love you, U. S. Liberators" parade.
20 percent of Utahns polled said they would vote for Mitt Romney based solely on his religion. (Are those the same Utahns who say that it's wrong for people to vote against Romney based solely on his religion?)
Among Utahns polled, Mitt Romney would defeat Hillary Clinton by 50 points, the poll showed. The figures were skewed, however, by the 58% of Utahns who asked if they could vote against Bill Clinton as a write-in candidate.
The best news of all: 0% of Utahns polled said they were not sure whether Bush was doing a good/excellent or horrendous/disastrous job. Thank goodness. If some Utahn didn't have an opinion at this point in Bush's presidential career, that would have been the most embarrassing statistic of all.