Friday, January 25, 2008

Daniel Thompson's new business: CleanPorn flix?

Every once in a while, you hear something on the radio that blows your mind. This afternoon, it was the news that Daniel Thompson of CleanFlix fame -- you know, the guy who edited movies so that minors wouldn't be exposed to bad things, then started selling "family films" -- has been arrested for having sex with 14-year-old girls in his video store, and that a large stash of pornography had been found on the premises.

I'm sure the girls looked 30. And he thought the $20 he gave them was for Girl Scout cookies. And we shouldn't jump to conclusions about the porn, either. Maybe he's launching a new business: CleanPorn Flix, editing sex scenes out of X-rated movies. Soon, Utah County families might be able to sit down and enjoy Frisky Business and Great Sexpectations together, wondering where the script will lead them:

"Hello, Doctor, I'm here for my . . . examination."

"I'll examine you, all right."

--EDITED--

"Doctor, could you use another pair of hands?"

"Why, yes, Nurse, come right in..."

--EDITED--

"Would you like to schedule your next physical, Mrs. Lusty?"

"Yes. Does he have any openings tomorrow?"

THE END

You get more for your money, too, because 68 CleanPorn flicks can be condensed onto one DVD. Gotta give that Daniel Thompson credit; he thinks outside the box.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I heard the same story on the radio and had a similar reaction.

It was one of those "Only in Utah" moments. 8-p

Misty Fowler said...

This turns my stomach. Ugh!

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