Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Early voting in Utah: Where are the hecklers?

We're so dull. Early voters in North Carolina get heckled as "cheaters" and ungodly and such. But when I voted early yesterday, all I got was an "Excuse me" as someone passed by on the stairs in the parking garage. Lines around the block, and not a "Nobama, ya Commie!" among them.

Lots of stuff to vote on today. Straight ticket? No, thanks. Yes, Obama . . . Yes, Matheson (pressing screen with one hand while holding nose with the other) . . . Where's the guy running against Horiuchi--there he is. Yes, Not-Horiuchi. . . . Should these 500 judges be retained? . . . Oops, didn't study that issue, but the legislature apparently wants it so better vote no . . . .


Is this your vote? Are you sure? If you change your mind more than twice, we will take away your card and vote for you. Would you like us to vote for you?

Your vote has been cast. Would you like to be heckled? Yes/No.

"You vote like a girl! My great-grandmother can press the screen harder than that!" "Took you long enough--did you stop for lunch?" "You have the fingerprint of a sex god--Give it back!"

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

In this year's election (2008) Judge Lindberg received the least support among attorneys. In the voter pamphlet published by the State of Utah, 25%-30% of the attorneys find that Judge Lindberg's judicial conduct is not adequate for a judge. Accordingly, citizen's should seriously consider voting NO for Judge Lindberg.

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