This morning, some idiot in the restroom at a Carl's Jr. in Centerville let his concealed weapon drop out of his pants onto the floor. It discharged, blasting the toilet. The puns have been flowing fast and furious on the comment boards:
"Gives new meaning to being shot in the head."And even the headline: "No. 1 (and No. 2?) with a bullet: Man's pistol blasts toilet to pieces"
"He can just tell his wife he was shooting the s***."
"Carl's Jr? That's probably not the first explosion that has occurred in that bathroom."
I just want to know the idiot's name. He deserves some kind of award named after him, like the "Could Have Killed Someone Award," or "Can't Keep It In My Pants Award," or something. By the way, is it legal to keep a bullet in the chamber? My Google project for the day.
P.S. Maybe it's a good thing this happened, even if it did cause a woman heart palpitations. Who knows what heightened awareness of Toilet Danger might prevent?